Although this married couple enjoyed their
luxury fishing boat together, it was the
husband who was behind the wheel
operating the boat. He was concerned
about what might happen in an emergency.
So one day out on the lake he said to his
wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend
that I am having a heart attack. You must
get the boat safely to shore."
So she drove the boat to shore.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the
living room where her husband was
watching television. She sat down next to
him, switched the TV channel, and said to
him sweetly,
"Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend
I'm having a heart attack. You must set
the table, cook the dinner, serve it and
wash the dishes."
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