--- In [email protected], "Funny Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Seven degrees of blonde > > FIRST DEGREE > A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang at 2 in the > morning. > The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a > moment and said, > "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. > The husband said, "Who was that?" > The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the > coast is clear." > > SECOND DEGREE > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on > the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. > She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks > familiar." > The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" > So the first blonde hands her the compact. > The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" > > THIRD DEGREE > A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out > and buys a gun. > She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door > she finds him in the arms of a redhead. > Well, the blonde is really angry. > She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is > overcome with grief. > She takes the gun and puts it to her head. > The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" > The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" > > FOURTH DEGREE > A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. > She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." > A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" > The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." > > FIFTH DEGREE > What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was > pregnant? > "Is it mine?" > > SIXTH DEGREE > Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her > US government class. > The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. > Bambi pondered the question then finally said, > "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he > crossed the Delaware." > > > SEVENTH DEGREE > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house > ransacked and burglarized. > She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. > The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 > unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. > As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the > blonde ran out on the porch, > shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the > steps. > Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all > my possessions stolen. > I call the police for help, and what do they do? > They send me a BLIND policeman." > Bill i'm a blonde & love these jokes LOL, Jeannine
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