Dear Bubba,
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read very fast.
We don't live where we did when you left. Your daddy read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home. So we
moved.
I can't tell you where to write us back because the last family that
lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't
have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a
washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though; last week I put
in a load of clothes and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat
you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too
heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and
put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your daddy out. Your sister
had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I
don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your
brother.
Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he
burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a
pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to
safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they
couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Momma
P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed.
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