Funny Jokes - Perfect Quarterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The
only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could
ensure a Super Bowl victory.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In
one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards
away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a
passing car going 80 miles per hour.
I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of
football ....... and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl in
Miami.
The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the Coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother back home.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are
not my son!"
"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the
greatest sporting event in the world!"
"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts. "at this very moment there are
gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your
sister in the house constantly, so she doesn't get assaulted!"
The old woman pauses, then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making
us move to New Orleans!"
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