In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spake unto their Supervisors saying,
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."
And the Supervisors went unto their Section Heads and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Section Heads went unto their Department Heads and sayeth
unto them,
"It is a container of excrement,and it is very strong, such that
none can abide it."
And the Department Heads went unto their Managers, and sayeth unto them,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer; and none may abide its strength."
And the Managers went unto the Vice President saying:
"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."
And the Vice President went unto the CEO and sayeth unto him,
"It promoteth growth and is very powerful."
And the CEO went unto the Board of Directors and sayeth unto them,
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth and
efficiency of the department and this area in particular."
And the Board of Directors looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was
Good.
And the Plan became Policy.
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