There was an engineer who had an exceptional
gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving
his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily
retired.
Several years later the company contacted him
regarding a seemingly impossible problem
they were having with one of their multi-million
dollar machines. They had tried everything and
everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to
no avail.
In desperation, they called on the retired engineer
who had solved so many of their problems in the
past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge.
He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the
end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on
a particular component of the machine and proudly
stated, "This is where your problem is."
The part was replaced and the machine worked
perfectly again. The company received a bill for
$50,000 from the engineer for his service. They
demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.
The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark $1
Knowing where to put it $49,999.
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