Take interest in your future. It's where you're going to spend the rest of your life. --------------------------------------
Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news. Susan said: My husband was named Man of the Year. Martha replied: Well that shows you what kind of a year it's been ------------------------------------------------- A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a true pessimist and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but didn't say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim!" --------------------------------------------------- A was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine... "You're a dumb-looking button!" "You don't have much of a future, either!" "You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!" "I've got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!" Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about. "What in the heck are you doing?" her boyfriend asks. The quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that reads... "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE". -------------------------------------------- Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in bed, anxiously leafing through the Bible. "What are you doing?" he asked. "Looking for loopholes," was the lawyer's reply. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.blurty.com/users/funnyjokes/ http://funnyjokes.wetpaint.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
