WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how
about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a Nazi bastard. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes..
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I
didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun
each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
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