Seems that a real estate agent in London had the misfortune to rent
a flat to two unemployed men from the Kurdistan province of Turkey or
Iran. The two were living off their oil-wealthy fathers.
Unfortunately, during a particularly long oil boycott, the money
stopped arriving and they got behind on their rent.
After many efforts to get paid the agent hired a collector who had
built a reputation for being able to deliver eviction notices. He
soon learned that, though the two tenants would not answer the door,
they did go out every morning to eat breakfast at the Ayatollah cafê.
It was run by an Italian who was famous for saying, "If ayatollah you
once, ayatollah a thousand times, don't call me Abdul!"
Bribing his way onto the staff of the cafê, he waited for the
arrival of the two. When they arrived, their modest resources
confined them to ordering coffee and English biscuits. Safe from
sight in the kitchen, the collector sliced open one of the large
biscuits, and stuffed the eviction notice inside.
When they were served, one of the men, trying to cut open the
biscuit, found the notice. He immediately jumped to his feet and
screamed, "What have you done, you no good Englishman?"
Whereupon the collector calmly replied, "Quite simple, I've merely
devised a way to bill two Kurds with one scone."
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