Funny Jokes - Goodbye, Mother
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed
a little old lady following him around. If he
stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
kept staring at him. She finally overtook
him at the checkout, and she turned to him
and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill
at ease; it's just that you look so much like
my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good
bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would
make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as
she was on her way out of the store, the man
called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old
lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much???? I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother
said you'd pay for her things, too."
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