A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she 
stops at the gas station.

While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the 
car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat 
hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. 

She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant 
goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is 
moving the hanger around and around.

Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car is saying,

"A little more to the left. A little more to the right ... " 



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