> > > A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. > The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy > starts choking, going blue in the face. The father > realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and > starts panicking, shouting for help. > > A well dressed, attractive and serious looking > woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a > coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of > coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, > puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper > and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat > and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. > > Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his > pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts > to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever > so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses > violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman > deftly catches in her free hand. > > Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the > coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the > coffee bar without saying a word. > > As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no > ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and > starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody > do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are > you a doctor?" > > "No," the woman replied, ... "Divorce attorney"
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