> > If you consider it a sport to gather your food by > > drilling through 38 > > inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping > that > > the food will swim by, > > you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If you're proud that your region makes the > national > > news 96 nights each year because Park Falls is > the > coldest spot in the nation, you might live in > Wisconsin. > > > > If you have ever refused to buy something because > > it's "too spendy," you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November > > through March, you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five > > months out of the year, you might live in > Wisconsin. > > > > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and > > they don't work there, you might live in > Wisconsin. > > > > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving > around > > the middle of his forehead, you might live in > Wisconsin. > > > > If you may not have actually eaten it, but you > have > > heard of Head Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same > > time, you might live in Wisconsin. > > > If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," > > you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If your town has an equal number of bars and > > churches, you might live in Wisconsin. (Actually, > Watertown has the MOST bars & MOST churches, per > capita, than any other town in USA! Fact!) > > > > If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation > > with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might > live in Wisconsin. > > > > If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, > > Menomonie & Manitowoc, you might live in > Wisconsin. > > > > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, > > you might live in Wisconsin. > > > > If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you > > think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, > "From > the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in > Wisconsin.
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