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> > > "Food Shopping By Women" > > > > 1. Park the car > > > > 2. Get a cart > > > > 3. Fill the cart with useful things in a record > > time. > > > > 4. Put the shopping in a rational way (All the > > fridge > > stuff together, groceries in a separate bag, etc) > > > > 5. Pay > > > > 6. Go back home. > > > > 7. Empty the bags, put all groceries in the > > appropriate > > cabinets, refrigerator compartments, etc., and > tidy > > everything up. > > > > "Food Shopping By Men" > > > > 1. Park the car > > > > 2. Get into the store. > > > > 3. Get out of the store and pick a cart. > > > > 4. Get into the store. > > > > 5. Stroll through all the corridors of the store. > > > > 6. Stop by the magazines and browse the last > > "Sport Illustrated" > > > > 7. Buy a pair of socks, 2 frozen pizzas, a case of > > beer, > > Sausages, pistachios and a comic (Optional: > Foldable > > swimming pool in winter, Two helmets for the kids > in > > case they are going to use the bicycles, > Fertilizer > > (also > > in winter), some tools that he might use some day) > > > > 8. Don't worry about milk, bread, eggs and other > > 'superfluous' items. > > > > 9. Put the socks in the bag with the frozen items. > > > > 10. Find the slowest line and pay. > > > > 11. Go back home. > > > > 12. Leave the bags on the table. > > > > 13. Put the beers in the fridge. > > > > 14. Sit on the couch and read the comic until the > > beers are cold. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
