A man came home from work and found his three > Children outside, still > in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty > food boxes and wrappers > strewn all around the front yard. > > The door of his wife's car was open, as was the > front door to the house > and there was no sign of the dog. > > Proceeding into the house, he found an even bigger > mess. > A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was > wadded against one wall > > > In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a > Cartoon channel, and the > family room > was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. > > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast > food was spilt on the > counter, > the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilt > on the floor, a broken > glass lay > under the table, and a Small pile of sand was spread > by the back door. > > He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys > and more piles of > clothes, > looking for his wife. he was worried she might be > ill, or that something > serious had > happened. > > He was met with a small trickle of water as it made > its way out the bathroom > door. > > As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy > soap and more toys strewn > over > the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap > and toothpaste had been > smeared over > the mirror and walls. > > As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still > curled up in the bed in > her pajamas, > reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, > and asked how his day > went. > > He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What > Happened here today?" > > She again smiled and answered, "You know every day > when you come home from > work > and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" > > "Yes," was his incredulous reply. > > She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." >
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