> > The Association of Southern Schools has decided to > seek a grant > designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a > language to be > taught in all Southern schools. The following are > excerpts from the > Y'allbonics/English dictionary. > > 1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting. > > 2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of > greeting. > Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?" > > 3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to > borrow". > Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." > > 4) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. > Capitol is Lanner. > Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck > and took it to > Lanner." > > 5) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. > Capitol is > Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through > Bammer an' left > $20,000,00 in improvements." > > 6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My > brother from > Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from > him in munts." > > 7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah > thank ah'll have a > bare." > > 8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of > barley, hops, and > yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare." > > 9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas > native." Usage:" > Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" > > 10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' > bolts. Usage: "I > thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup > truck my brother > from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." > > 11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. > Usage: "I sure hope > my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." > > 12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my > brother from Jawjuh > don't change the all in my pickup truck, that > thang's gonna catch > far." > > 13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I > hope that brother > of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my > pickup truck." > > 14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord > willin' and the > creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel > Tire in Paris > sometime." > > 15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My > grampaw retard at > age 65." > > 16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to > engage in battle > or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm > gonna whup yuh." > > 17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. > Usage: "We > Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." > > 18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest > set that bare rat > cheer." > > 19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I > cuddin't unnerstand > a wurd he sed . . . Must be from some farn country." > > 20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, > Jim." > > 21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas > containing oxygen. > Usage: "He cain't breathe . . . Give 'im some are!!" > > 22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. > Usage: "Boy, stay away > from that there bob war fence." > > 23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. > Usage: "Jew here > that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob > war fence > cump'ny?" > > 24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. > Usage: "Is Bubba > smart?" "Nah . . . Haze ignert. He ain't thanked but > a minnit'n 'is > laf." > > 25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see." Usage: > "I ain't never > seed Noo Yawk City." > > 26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - contraction. Usage: > "I ain't never > seed Noo Yawk City. . . View?" > > 27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. > Usage: "Them > gubmint boys shore is ignert." >
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