Funny Jokes - MUMMIES.... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: Why was the mummy so tense? A: He was all wound up. Q: Why don't mummies take vacations? A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside? A: Because he was all wrapped up! Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music? A: Wrap!!!!!
Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ? A: Any old girl he can dig up ! Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ? A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home ! Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ? A: Because their daddies were mummies ! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
