A blonde  - let's call him Terry, driving home after
 downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner
 and, much to his horror, he sees a tree in the
middle
 of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too
 late realizes that there is yet another tree
 directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers
 that his drive home has turned into a slalom course,
 causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all
the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a
 police siren and brings his car to a stop.  The
 officer approaches Terry's car and asks him what on
 earth he was doing. 
  
 Terry tells his story of the trees in the road when
 the officer stops him mid sentence and says -
 "Terry, that's yer air freshener!" 
 

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