> > A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, > > > > > when behind him he hears: > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog > he > > makes out the image of an upright casket banging > its > > way down the middle of the street toward him. > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, > > the casket bouncing quickly behind him > > > > > > > > > > FASTER... > > > > > > FASTER... > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, > opens > > the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door > behind > > him. > > > > > > However, the casket crashes through his door, with > > the lid of the casket clapping > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > his heels, the terrified man runs. > > > > > > > > > > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks > > himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is > > reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > > > > > > > With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bumping and clapping toward him. > > > > The man screams and reaches for something, > anything, > > > > but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! > > > > > > > > Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the > > casket... > > > > and, > > > > > > (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The coffin stops! >
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