A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. But he says, "Not big enough!" So she brings out a bigger one. "Still not big enough!" So he brings out a HUGE fig leaf. "Still not big enough!" he proudly tells her.* So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"* http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/ http://funnyquotes.wordpress.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
