> > > Whom did the zombie invite to his party? > > Anyone he could dig up. > > > > What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his > > goldfish's brain in the > > body of his dog? > > I don't know, but it is great at chasing > submarines. > > > > Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when > > they're angry? > > They're afraid of flying off the handle! > > > > Why did the vampire join the police force ? > > So he could learn the correct way to get a > stakeout. > > > > Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? > > Their bats flew away. > > > > What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door > > salesman? > > A dead ringer. > > > > What do you call two witches living together? > > Broommates. > > > > What would you find on a haunted beach? > > A sand witch. > > > > Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the > > refrigerator? > > He wants to use them later for cold cuts! > > > > How do ghosts begin letters? > > "Tomb it may concern" > > > > What is the best place for a haunted house? > > On a dead end street > > > > What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby > Vampire? > > "You are driving me batty." > > > > What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his > > teeth > > Bat breath. > > > > What do you get when you cross a snowman with a > > vampire? > > Frostbite > > > > > > What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the > > first time? > > I'd like to get to gnaw you. > > > > Which building does Dracula visit in New York? > > The Vampire State Building. > > > > What do ghosts serve for dessert? > > I Scream > > > > What kind of car do the German scientists who > clone > > sheep drive? > > Vee Double Ewe > > > > Why wasn't there any food left after the monster > > party? > > Because everyone was a goblin! > > > > What's the best place for a mirror? > > In a graveyard. It can double your mummy. > > > > Where did the goblin throw the football? > > Over the ghoul line. > > > > "What do monsters eat?" > > "Monsters eat 'Things'." > > "What do monsters drink?" > > "Monsters drink 'Coke'." > > "Why?" > > "Because 'Things' go better with 'Coke'." > > > > How does a witch tell time? > > She looks at her witch watch. > > > > Don't bother inviting the Invisible Man to your > > Halloween party. He > > won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but > > they're all transparent. > > > > What do little ghosts drink? > > Evaporated milk. > > > > What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? > > Mas-scare-a. > > > > What's frightening and stuck on the end of your > arm? > > A terror wrist. > > > > Who is the witches favorite singer? > > Robert Ghoulet > > > > An apparition attired in green and red was > > questioned about its > > unusual attire. Im a Christmas wraith was the > > reply. > > > > What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? > > Put your boos and shocks on.
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