Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Never quit until you have another job. Work harder, slaves! The beatings will continue until morale improves. If you can read this, you're not working! Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free. Succeed in spite of management. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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