A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
beach a lot.
One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach
pretty much
every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel
bag she carried,
except for one thing; she would approach people who
were sitting on
the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to
them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and
she would wander
off, but occasionally someone would nod and there
would be a quick
exchange of money and something she carried in her
bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and
debated calling the
cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just
continued to
watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have
you ever noticed
that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and
other electronic
devices?"
He hadn't and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel
and our big radio
and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out
what she's really
doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the
wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw
the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
"Well? Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably
more than he should have.
"Well? What is it, then? What does she do?" his
wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "She's a battery
salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
"She sells C cells by the sea shore." (by
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