1. Forward I'm heavy, Backward I'm not. What am I? 2. Here is a well known proverb with the consonants removed. What is the proverb? A --i--- i- -i-e -a-e- -i-e. 3. Thousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it. Answers: 1. TON (spelled backwards is not! :) 2. A stitch in time saves nine 3. Beehive (Gold = honey, Spears = stingers)
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