> > ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES** > > 1**) Run one lap around the office at top speed. > > 2**) Ignore the first five people who say 'good > morning' to you. > > 3**) Phone someone in the office you barely know, > leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't > talk right now. Bye." > > 4**) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp > your hands over your ears and grimace. > > 5**) Leave your zipper open for one hour.. If > anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer > it > this way." > > 6**) Walk sideways to the photocopier. > > 7**) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically > every time the doors open. > > THREE-POINT DARES** > > 1**) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot > him with double-barreled fingers. > > 2**) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then > ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to > repeat it." > > 3**) Page yourself over the intercom (do not > disguise > your voice). > > 4**) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink > directly from the nozzle > > 5** ) Shout random numbers while someone is > counting. > > FIVE POINT DARES** > > 1**) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for > once, > it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the > national anthem (5** extra points if you actually > launch into it yourself). > > 2**) Walk into a very busy person's office and while > they watch you with growing irritation, turn the > light > switch on/off 10 times. > > 3**) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as > "Bob." > > 4**) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you > "really have to go do a number two." > > 5**) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad > Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, > Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour. > > 6**) While an office mate is out, move their chair > into the elevator. > > 7**) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your > forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you > just shut up!" > > 8**) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and > announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go > hungry > again." > > 9**) In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10 > am > slot: "See how I look in tights .." (5 Extra points > if > it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss.) > > 10**) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague > and ask, "You wanna trade?" > > 11**) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to > the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never > mind, it's gone now." > > 12**) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked > why, say, "I can't talk about it." > > 13**) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and > tell > him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. > Let him go. > > 14**) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky > Pig, > etc) during a very important conference call. > > 15**) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around > your > desk. > > 16**) Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the > back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when > someone points it out. > > 17**) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee > and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist. > > 18**) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge > your > chair towards the door. > > 19**) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent > each meeting attendee, move them according to the > movements of their real-life counterparts.
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