> 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. > > 2. A will is a dead giveaway. > > 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a > banana. > > 4. A backward poet writes inverse. > > 5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in > Feudalism, it's your Count that votes. > > 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. > > 7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get > repossessed. > > 8. With her marriage she got a new name and a > dress. > > 9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and > I'll > show you A-flat miner. > > 10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four > seconds. > > 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine > was fully recovered. > > 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France > resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. > > 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge > it. > > 14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down > under. > > 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the > key. > > 16. A calendar's days are numbered. > > 17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and > 'taint mine. > > 18. A boiled egg is hard to beat. > > 19. He had a photographic memory which was never > developed. > > 20. A plateau is a high form of flattery. > > 21. The short fortune teller who escaped from > prison: > A small medium at large. > > 22. Those who get too big for their britches will > be > exposed in the end. > > 23. When you've seen one shopping center you've > seen > a mall. > > 24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in > Seine. > > 25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, > she > thought she'd dye. > > 26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know > basis. > > 27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. > > 28. Acupuncture: a jab well done. > > 29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the > agony > of de feet. >
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