HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? SHE: It's hot! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! SHE: Okay, but would you stay there? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: I think I could make you very happy! SHE: Why, are you leaving? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Shall we go and see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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