Funny Jokes - CONFESSIONS
Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of
sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his
sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke
to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful. " "Yes son, just tell me what have you
done, the Lord will forgive you." "Father, I have a steady relationship with my
girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever
happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except
for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her. " "That's bad my boy,
fortunately you realize your mistake." "Father, last week I went to her office
to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I
slept with her too." "That's not very good of you." "Father, last month, I went
to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie,
and I slept with her too." "Father? ......... Father?" suddenly this guy
realised that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and
discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?" He searched high and low, and finally he found him
hiding under the table behind the piano. "Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
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