Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met
them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're
here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to
have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big; what kind of car you get will
depend on your answer."
The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you
married?"
The first guy says, "24 years."
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?", Peter asked. The guy said, "Yeah, 7
times...but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "But that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter.
The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but
that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."
The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I
was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my
wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with
the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy with the
Jaguar what as wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!"
Smile, life is too short not to
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