Excuses for Sick Days Food Poisoning - Perfect excuse. Usually only last 24 hours and there's no physical side effects. If your boss asks about details, tell them that you had bad Chinese and you had terrible diarrhea. Eye infection - Blurred Vision If you have children, blame a child for being sick. If you're female, blame "female problems". Your boss won't ask details especially if your boss is male. Possible chicken pox Migraine Headache - use this excuse sparingly Herpes Outbreak - Fairly personal, but a great excuse. SARS Bird Flu - New Disease, but no one will even risk asking how you are feeling Mad Cow Disease
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