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(#default#vml) } "Energizer Bunny Found Dead!!!"
The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at
approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going,
"Pinkie", as he was known to his friends and relatives was alone at the time of
death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical
Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest
induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept
coming, and coming, and coming.....
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Get your own web address.
Have a HUGE year through Yahoo! Small Business.
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