Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky,
Both engines have failed and they are all about to die.
The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic,
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic.
She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew,
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will do!'
A bloke three rows back sees his chance - is this his dying wish?
He rips his shirt off, flings it at her and says 'Here! Iron this!
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