A blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital and
asked to see the "upturn". "I think you mean the 'intern', don't
you?" asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl. "I want to
have a contamination." "You mean 'examination,'" the nurse
corrected her. "Well I want to go to the fraternity ward, anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward." To which the girl
replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity,
maternity... what's the difference? All I know is I haven't
demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant.
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