"Personal Ads" in the Dublin News:
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous women interested in a man who
loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known
to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiance, seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and crappy after
a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the
arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel,
who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
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