My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both
ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that
if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair" hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms,
don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says, "I'm not using it under my
arms."
The druggist says, "Well if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using
it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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