Are housework and chores keeping you away from the internet?
Here are some sure fire short cuts that will have you back online in no time!
Simply close the lid of the toilet. Close the shower door or curtain. For the
illusion of a freshly cleaned bath, pour some Lysol in the trash can. That
should hold you until you finally get someone to empty the trash. And....then
send the kids outside to the ol' wash tub.
Laundry ? Find a good place to hide it! Turn your clothes inside out and
they will last another week. For odors......spray with cologne. If you
absolutely need to do it, like you have no underwear (heck who needs
underwear), wash them, then stick them in the dryer. When it is time to fold
them, DON'T! Just run the dryer to get out the wrinkles when you need new
clothes.
Call up a salesman for a vacuuming demonstration. Have him show you how the
vacuum works in all parts of the house. Insist that even though the carpet
looks the same, it really is different in all parts of the house. Some
valuable tips for success: Don't always call same company, keep a chart and
rotate. If there are any stubborn spots that require scrubbing recruit the
cat. You may have to add some tuna water to spot in order to insure a thorough
job. It's about time they earned their keep!
Wash the car ? NAH ! Move it into the garage. Heck, you don't use it
anyway. It's not like anyone is going to see you drive it!
If it doesn't come off in the dishwasher, call grandpa to come help. He's
always willing to do anything for you. For really stubborn crud, just throw the
dish out and start fresh. An even better idea, use paper plates, plastic
utensils, paper napkins, etc. Write everyone's name on the plate or cup so they
can use it over n' over n' over.
Mowing problems solved! Raise goats for some extra income. Set them loose in
the yard and they will keep the grass trimmed nice and neat. Plus they'll eat
any of the debris that gets in the yard. Sell them in the winter, then you can
start with a new bunch in the spring.
Now ya' have time for the net!
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