20> His body was hard -- not hard like Milosevic, the Serbian
strongman, but hard like the marble on your shower floor,
when you fall and bang your knee.
19> Her shoulders heaved like the tiny sobs of Snuggles the cat
being run through with a roasting spit.
18> Her embrace made his manhood swell like week-old roadkill on
hot asphalt in the Georgia sun.
17> Her petticoats dropped to the ground, rustling like a
cockroach in a sugar bowl.
16> As she kissed her way down his manly chest, he felt his
Amalgamated Crane Company stock increasing in value.
15> Beatrice was on him like a piranha on a corn dog.
14> ...then he kissed her, like a butterfly kisses the windshield
of a Porsche on the Autobahn.
13> Her breasts heaved like a stormy ocean, and her pointed
nipples were like hypodermics washed up on the shore.
12> With his broad shoulders and slim waist, he was a yield sign
-- yet she could NOT!
11> He tore open her blouse like a Publisher's Clearing House
letter in which he, and some guy named Steven Bouber from
Stockton, California, were potential finalists for the ten
million dollar prize.
10> His manhood stood at full attention, stiff and stony like the
vice president.
9> Sleekly malevolent, driven by a violent hunger, Donovan glided
through the chum-filled waters of the singles bar,
oblivious to the remora of Annabelle's adoring gaze.
8> Like the wind, she ran, her breasts lurching like a motor boat
over a wake, and then, as fluid as a fine imported transmission,
she whipped out her man-organ and pissed away his dreams.
7> Her sun-glazed back formed a golden arch as he moved his face
toward her happy meal.
6> With each breath, her chest heaved like a bulimic after
Thanksgiving dinner.
5> He Beatty-ed her shamelessly, making her squeal like Ned
and hallucinate like Warren.
4> He awoke my slumbering womanhood with his double tall loin
latte. "Starbuck!" I cried.
3> His chest was her pillow, and oh, did she drool.
2> Claire felt swept away by this dark stranger, a helpless dust
bunny in the roaring cacophony of his gas-powered leaf
blower.
1> His finger, weathered and rough from years on the ranch,
danced in and out of his nose like a slimy ballerina.
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