Two By Fours A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at <http://www.pbbt.com>. If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at <http://www.pbbt.com/mail/>.
