It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's not an offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened", countered the prisoner. ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at <http://www.pbbt.com>. If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at <http://www.pbbt.com/mail/>.
