[ You know a joke must be good when a bunch of people forward it to you on the same day. Thanks Sasha and Robin. ] Answer to "You don't know Jack ........" Who is Jack Schitt? The Lineage Revealed Many people are a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt." Now, you can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owners of Knee-Deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them. ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at http://www.pbbt.com/ . If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/ .
