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Looking to capitalize on Kelley's success, as well as another recent hit
show, ABC has ordered a pilot from the prolific producer:  "So Who Wants
To Sue Somebody And Become A Millionaire?"  (Patrick M. Rhody)

WACKY TELEVISION PRESENTS ... WHO WANTS TO BE A ZILLIONAIRE?

With the spectacular success of ABC's new prime time game show, Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire?, the other networks are quickly following
suit, launching their unique version of the program.

But each network has its own type of prize to fit its audience.  CNBC,
for instance, who knows many of their viewers are already millionaires,
has upped the ante with  Who Wants To Be A Zillionaire?

WB:  Who Wants To Party With A Millionaire?

CNN:  Who Wants To Be Ted Turner?

PBS:  Who Wants To Donate Like A Millionaire?

Lifetime Network:  Who Wants To Adopt A Millionaire?

ESPN:  Who Wants A Five Year NBA Contract?

Food Channel:  Who Wants To Eat Like A Millionaire?

FOX:  Who Wants To Meet An Alien?

SciFi Channel:  Who Wants To Be An Alien?

History Channel:  Who Wants To Watch Scratchy Black & White Videos of
Old Millionaires?

E! Channel:  Who Wants To Be In A Scandal With A Millionaire?

Home Shopping Network:  Who Wants To Buy This Broach Once Owned By A
Millionaire?

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MORE PROBLEMS

Here's the challenge ... Everyone out there who has thought about being
on the show -- who isn't a white male -- dial that 800 number, and let's
get into the game.  What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
You might become a millionaire.  You have a problem with that?  I don't
think so.  (Regis Philbin)

FINAL ANSWER???

The newly redesigned five- and 10-dollar bills were unveiled yesterday.
Personally, I don't think it's appropriate that Alexander Hamilton was
replaced by Regis Philbin.  (Jim Rosenberg)

ShopTalk, February 4, 2000 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? ... AGAIN

NEW YORK, NY (DPI) -- History was made Wednesday morning as "Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire," a quiz show from ABC television where contestants
answer multiple-choice questions for monetary prizes, was released into
national syndication after a mere 46 episodes.  "We're very, very, very
excited about this," remarked Andy Barclay, head of programming at area
UPN affiliate KDUM.  "We figure, why should ABC have all the fun?
Everybody loves this slop!  This is gonna be great!"  Barclay plans to
air the show daily at 5:00 PM after "The Simpsons," an animated comedy,
and at 6:30 PM after "Seinfeld," a situational comedy, then again at
10:30 PM after "Roseanne," another situational comedy.  "Millionaire has
all the staying power in the world," remarked Barclay.  "We figure since
it's the next big thing, why not take it for all it's worth?"

When asked about the sheer frequency challenge in showing three episodes
a day of a 46-episode package, Barclay responded, "We actually think it
will be more popular the more it's seen.  I mean, everyone feels pretty
stupid when they don't know all the answers, so I figure once they see
the same episode five or six or ten times, they'll know all the answers
for not only the questions, but they'll also kick ass in the 'Fastest
Finger' too.  It's win-win, man!  It's the next 'Married With Children,'
or 'Unhappily Ever After' -- no one is ever gonna get tired of this
show!"  Barclay plans to kick off the run of KDUM's newest show with a
marathon of all the episodes back-to-back, beginning Saturday at noon..
"Watch it this weekend, and then of course every day after that"
commented Barclay.  "I mean, this is my job we're talking about here!
C'mon!"

Reported by Mark Niebuhr

TOP 10 COMMON RESPONSES TO THE QUESTION "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?"

David Letterman on the Late-Night Show

10. "I do"

9. "You bet your sweet ass I do"

8. "Sweet screamin' monkeys, that's a stupid question"

7. "No, thanks.  I think I'll just keep working here at Radio Shack."

6. "What part of Regis Philbin would I have to touch?"

5. "Not me.  I'm Bill Gates, and that would be a colossal step
backward."

4. "Who do I have to kill?"

3. "Only if I can get it all in nickels."

2. "Since I'm the Dalai Lama, I am not interested in worldly riches ....
Ah, screw it, where's the cash?"

1. "How many dumb magazines do I have to subscribe to?"

ShopTalk, August 24, 1999 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

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