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50,000 blondes meet at the Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid
Convention."

The compere says "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

One blonde steps up. The compere says to her "What is 15 plus 15?" After
15 or 20 seconds she says "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little
disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes start chanting "Give her another chance,
give her another chance."

The compere says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000
of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another
chance."

So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says
"Ninety?"

The compere sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the blonde starts crying
and 50,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another
chance."

The compere, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus  2?" The girl closes
her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."

Around the stadium 50,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance,
give her another chance."

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