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A Most Embarrassing True Story

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(In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) 
for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted 
the winner.)

I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist 
when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been 
rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed 
everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.

The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have 
any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a 
little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this 
time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed 
upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave 
myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care 
to make sure that I was presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, 
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting 
room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, 
as I am sure you all do,I hopped up on the table, looked over at the 
other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other 
place a million miles away from here.

I was a little surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little 
extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The 
appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the 
evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a 
school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's 
my washcloth?"

I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.

She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It 
had all my glitter and sparkle"

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