The Panda
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A panda bear walks into a bar, sits on a stool and starts
munching on some peanuts. He finishes the bowl and pulls out a
gun. He shoots the guy sitting beside him and starts to make for
the door.
"Why'd you do that?!?" the bartender asks, stunned.
"Look 'panda' up in the encyclopedia." the bear answers as he
walks out the door and starts down the street.
Puzzled, the bartender shakes his head and goes back to work.
Later that night when the bartender gets home he looks in his
encyclopedia and is startled by what he sees:
"Panda - A wild animal that eats shoots and leaves"
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