This man could be the next president of the United States of America. The following makes me nauseous... Warning: Attempting to comprehend the following could cause headaches.. [ Got a Beef? Write a letter. No stamps, no time-- No Problem! Planetfeedback.com helps you write a letter in minutes, then gets it to the right person at any company for you. No Cost, No Hassle-- No Problem! Check it out! http://pbbt.com/go/planetfeedback ] Taken from.... ------------------------------------------- The Complete Bushisms Updated weekly Compiled by Jacob Weisberg ------------------------------------------- "It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.''�Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000 "I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university."�Today, Feb.. 23, 2000 "I understand small business growth. I was one."�New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000 "The senator has got to understand if he's going to have�he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."�To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000 "Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled."�To Cokie Roberts, This Week, Feb. 20, 2000 "I don't want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?"�Newsweek, Feb. 28, 2000 "I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists."�ibid.. "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."�Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000 "How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"�Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000 "We ought to make the pie higher."�South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000 "I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some�some doctrine gets subscribed to me."�Meet The Press, Feb. 13, 2000 "I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less�I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people."�ibid "I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."�Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000 "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."�Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000 "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"�Concord, N.H., Jan. 29, 2000 [*** In the next few seconds you could become $100,000 richer! Play the new Scratch-4-Cash game at Webstakes.com and find out instantly if you're a winner. Over a thousand game cards have instant cash prizes and you can play everyday!*** http://pbbt.com/go/getrich ] "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."�Speaking during "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000 "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."�Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 "What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.''�Quoted by Molly Ivins, the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000 (Thanks to Toni L. Gould.) "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were," he said. "It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."�Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000 "The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house."�Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000 "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses."�At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000 "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."�ibid. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"�Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000 "Gov. Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure."�ibid. "There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be town-hall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country."�Larry King Live, Dec. 16, 1999 "I read the newspaper."�In answer to a question about his reading habits, New Hampshire Republican Debate, Dec. 2, 1999 "I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. ... I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society. ... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."�Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999 "The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them."�From A Charge To Keep, by George W. Bush, published November 1999 "It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents."�Keene, N.H., Oct. 22, 1999, quoted in the New Republic, Nov. 15, 1999 "The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"�Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999 "I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."�On discussions of the Vietnam War when he was an undergraduate at Yale, Washington Post, July 27, 1999 "The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas."�To a Slovak journalist as quoted by Knight Ridder News Service, June 22, 1999. Bush's meeting was with Janez Drnovsek, the prime minister of Slovenia. "If the East Timorians decide to revolt, I'm sure I'll have a statement."�Quoted by Maureen Dowd in the New York Times, June 16, 1999 "Keep good relations with the Grecians."�Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999 "Kosovians can move back in."�CNN Inside Politics, April 9, 1999 "It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then."�From a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son, by Bill Minutaglio [ Surprise a friend: send them a virtual postcard. Now with SPELL CHECK! http://pbbt.com/go/postcards ] ========== Get this joke on the web @ http://www.pbbt.com/funnystuff/today.shtml This joke was brought to you by the Funnystuff Mailing List at http://www.pbbt.com/ If you would like to subscribe send a message to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (to unsubscribe, email mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ) or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/
