She Changed Me

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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She
got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all
hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the
fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest
in the stock market," said the man.

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so
drastically," remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good
enough for me."

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