New US State Mottos [ Tired of missing calls while online? Now you can surf the Internet on your single phone line without worrying about missing important calls! CallWave's FREE Internet Answering Machine lets you hear who's calling through your PC speakers! Download it now http://pbbt.com/go/callwave ] Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: Dehyd-rific! Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing. California: Se Habla Ingles. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character. Florida: The Geriatric State. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: Famous Potatoes... and Neo-Nazis. Illinois: Gateway to Iowa. Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free. Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States. Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names. Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine: For Sale. Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware. Massachusetts: The Sue Me State. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians. Minnesota: Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State. Missouri: You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest. Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone. New Jersey: You Want a Fuckin' Motto? I Got Yer Fuckin' Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets. New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney. North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable. North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones! Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland. Oklahoma: Like the Play. Only No Singing. Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island. South Carolina: Incest is Best. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota. Tennessee: The Educashun State. Texas: Don't Mess with Texas. We're Armed. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. Vermont: Yep. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Keep Washington Green. Grow Hemp Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese. Wyoming: Wynot? [ Have a great weekend! - Owen ] ========== Get this joke on the web @ http://www.pbbt.com/funnystuff/today.shtml This joke was brought to you by the Funnystuff Mailing List at http://www.pbbt.com/ If you would like to subscribe send a message to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (to unsubscribe, email mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ) or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/
