Parent Lingo [ Have you played Treasurespot today? If not, your opportunity to win a million dollars is just a click away at this fun FREE game http://pbbt.com/go/treasurespot ] DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva. TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL: able to whine in words WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house [ Have you played Treasurespot today? If not, your opportunity to win a million dollars is just a click away at this fun FREE game http://pbbt.com/go/treasurespot ] ========== Get this joke on the web @ http://www.pbbt.com/funnystuff/today.shtml This joke was brought to you by the Funnystuff Mailing List at http://www.pbbt.com/ If you would like to subscribe send a message to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (to unsubscribe, email mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ) or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/
