Minnesota Humor [ Calling all daring readers who want to know the future: PBBT.COM presents ASCOLOGY. Help us beta test (and learn your fortune at the same time)! Check it out @ http://www.pbbt.com/cgi-bin/ascology.cgi and let us know if there are any bugs. ] 1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.......... 2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy. 3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski. 4. Minnesota-where visitors turn blue with envy. 5. Save a Minnesotan - Eat a mosquito. 6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold. 7. Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears. 8. Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world. 9. Minnesota - come fall in love with a Loon. 10. Land of many cultures -- mostly throat. 11. Where the elite meet sleet. 12. Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs. 13. Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here. 14. Minnesota - glove it or leave it. 15. Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today? 16. There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older and Fatter. 17. Many are cold, but few are frozen. 18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa! 19. Warning: You are entering Minnesota, Please use an alternate route! 20. Minnesota: Theater of sneezes. 21. Jack Frost must like Minnesota, he spends half his life here. 22. Land of 10,000 Petersons. 23. Land of ski and home of the crazed. 24. Minnesota, home of the Mispi - Mispp - Missipsp (Where that darn river starts!) 25. 10,000 lakes and no sharks! Have a great (and safe) 3-day weekend! ========== Get this joke on the web @ http://www.pbbt.com/funnystuff/today.shtml This joke was brought to you by the Funnystuff Mailing List at http://www.pbbt.com/ If you would like to subscribe send a message to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (to unsubscribe, email mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ) or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/
