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COMMUNICATIONS BREAKDOWN

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A judge was interviewing a man regarding his pending
divorce. He asked the man, "What are the grounds for
your divorce?"

The man replied, "About four acres and a nice little
home in the middle of the property with a stream
running past it."

"No," the judge said, "I mean what is the foundation
of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," the man
responded.

"I mean," the judge continued, "What are your
relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and my
wife's parents live here, too."

The judge asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," the man replied, "We have a two-car carport and
have never really needed one."

"Please tell me," the judge tried again. "Is there
any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to
your question is yes."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Mister,
why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," the man replied. "I've
never wanted a divorce -- my wife does. She said she
can't communicate with me."

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